Dream Job
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if you want im hiring... I pay in food.
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Coworker: Did you always know you wanted to be in Account Management?
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Me: Well, I didn't go to design school, and I'm not great with numbers. I just figured I could be somebody's bitch, somewhere.
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Coworker: You wanted to be a bitch when you grew up?
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Me: Somebody's bitch.
